May 2013
7 posts
ikolism:
hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
Watchsp3ranza:
praise the lord it’s back
April 2013
50 posts
shitsponge:
thefeltonfreak:
realityisahumaninvention:
unclefather:
nottoointeresting:
thelaughingmango:
unclefather:
why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
too soon
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family.
WHAT
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”
what’s worse than biting into an...
pizzaforpresident:
bunnyinafez:
iwantfitbody:
madamedepompador:
winchesterwolves:
moniker-padacklyte:
zillystring:
wasereborworthit:
mellowminty:
pizzaforpresident:
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass...
When i found out Canada banned members of the...
qthewetsprocket:
satanslust13:
funny-town:
canada keeps better and better
If only our own country had so much good sense.
youcanstayinmyheart:
vantasquest:
what if karkat had eyestalks like a crab instead of regular eyes
are you feeling it now mr krabs
xxladycaptorxx:
victor-steiner:
homestuck-is-a-sin:
siyuhs:
remember when my blog didn’t have homestuck
It is never too late to put Jesus Christ on your blog.
Ok.
He died for equality.
im going to cry this is too much
scary-monsters-and-davesprite:
53rdstreet:
GUYS
I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T GOING TO GO CRAZY THIS HIATUS
GUYS NO WE PROMISED
GUYS
IT HAS BEEN TWO DAYS
TWO
FUCKING
DAYS
Whenever my edit makes it into one of these posts I feel like I’ve contributed something great to the fandom
amarantto:
Who the fuck said my handjobs are second rate?!
malkatz:
The only way this gif
gets better
is if you reverse it
he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”
xxmisty:
meuwlins:
imjohnlocked:
I just imagine John using the “3 years” card for everything now
“I don’t want to eat”
“I CRIED FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS AND YOU CANT EAT A FUCKING TOAST?”
“I dont want to wear the death frisbee”
“3 YEARS SHERLOCK”
“I don’t want to top”
“T-H-R-E-E Y-E-A-R-S”
hanyuudesu:
binarystep:
shubbabang:
What I think a normal day for Nepeta would be like:
Observing the shipping wall
Talking to friends
Taking a stroll
Observing wildlife
Greeting wildlife
pLAYING WITH WILDLIFE
CLAWING THE SHIT OUTTA WILDLIFE
STANDING OVER THE FRESH CARCASS THAT IS ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL HUNT
Having tea
:3
It started out so normal
smaugs-gold:
mycroft-queenofcake:
I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT ESTABAN LOOKED LIKE IN REAL LIFE CAUSE ON THE SHOW HE ALWAY S LOOKS LIKE THIS
AND
zillystring:
wasereborworthit:
mellowminty:
pizzaforpresident:
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
i made a thing
baileybluebird:
universalgrandma:
santinothesexybeast:
universalgrandma:
echat:
i wonder if cows get crushes on other cows
… those would all be females. Cows… are girls. Bulls are boys. GET YOUR HERD ANIMAL FACTS STRAIGHT.
why cant cows be transgender you pretentious cuntburger
don’t say burger in front of the fucking transgender cows what’s wrong with you
notoffended:
davidstrider:
davidstrider:
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
otpswillruinyourlife:
imjohnlocked:
yunafire:
tugamaggie:
asherlockian:
JAWN
JAWWWWNNNNN
JAWN JAWN JAWN
WE HAVE A CASE JAWN
GRAB YOUR COAT JAWN
JAWN
JAWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN
CASE
why do I ever listen to you, Shurlawk
BUT JAWN
IT’S A CASE JAWN
JAWN WE NEED TO-
we need the new series asap
