ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
sp3ranza: praise the lord it’s back
shitsponge: thefeltonfreak: realityisahumaninvention: unclefather: nottoointeresting: thelaughingmango: unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead too soon How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family. WHAT A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?” The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer” what’s worse than biting into an...
pizzaforpresident: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte: zillystring: wasereborworthit: mellowminty: pizzaforpresident: petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’ what about alaska are we then normal canada canada a bit to the left What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada? i cried my ass...
When i found out Canada banned members of the...
qthewetsprocket: satanslust13: funny-town: canada keeps better and better If only our own country had so much good sense.
youcanstayinmyheart: vantasquest: what if karkat had eyestalks like a crab instead of regular eyes are you feeling it now mr krabs
xxladycaptorxx: victor-steiner: homestuck-is-a-sin: siyuhs: remember when my blog didn’t have homestuck It is never too late to put Jesus Christ on your blog. Ok. He died for equality. im going to cry this is too much
scary-monsters-and-davesprite: 53rdstreet: GUYS I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T GOING TO GO CRAZY THIS HIATUS GUYS NO WE PROMISED GUYS IT HAS BEEN TWO DAYS TWO FUCKING DAYS Whenever my edit makes it into one of these posts I feel like I’ve contributed something great to the fandom
amarantto: Who the fuck said my handjobs are second rate?!
malkatz: The only way this gif gets better is if you reverse it he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”
xxmisty: meuwlins: imjohnlocked: I just imagine John using the “3 years” card for everything now “I don’t want to eat” “I CRIED FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS AND YOU CANT EAT A FUCKING TOAST?” “I dont want to wear the death frisbee” “3 YEARS SHERLOCK” “I don’t want to top” “T-H-R-E-E Y-E-A-R-S”
hanyuudesu: binarystep: shubbabang: What I think a normal day for Nepeta would be like: Observing the shipping wall Talking to friends Taking a stroll Observing wildlife Greeting wildlife pLAYING WITH WILDLIFE CLAWING THE SHIT OUTTA WILDLIFE STANDING OVER THE FRESH CARCASS THAT IS ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL HUNT Having tea :3 It started out so normal
smaugs-gold: mycroft-queenofcake: I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT ESTABAN LOOKED LIKE IN REAL LIFE CAUSE ON THE SHOW HE ALWAY S LOOKS LIKE THIS AND
zillystring: wasereborworthit: mellowminty: pizzaforpresident: petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’ what about alaska are we then normal canada canada a bit to the left i made a thing
baileybluebird: universalgrandma: santinothesexybeast: universalgrandma: echat: i wonder if cows get crushes on other cows … those would all be females. Cows… are girls. Bulls are boys. GET YOUR HERD ANIMAL FACTS STRAIGHT. why cant cows be transgender you pretentious cuntburger don’t say burger in front of the fucking transgender cows what’s wrong with you
notoffended: davidstrider: davidstrider: which american president was least guilty lincoln he was in a cent I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
otpswillruinyourlife: imjohnlocked: yunafire: tugamaggie: asherlockian: JAWN JAWWWWNNNNN JAWN JAWN JAWN WE HAVE A CASE JAWN GRAB YOUR COAT JAWN JAWN JAWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN CASE why do I ever listen to you, Shurlawk BUT JAWN IT’S A CASE JAWN JAWN WE NEED TO- we need the new series asap